Category Archives: Douchebags

Cone of Shame: Roger Goodell

The blog has been operating a bit more slowly over the past couple of months because, well, we’ve been busy. A thousand apologies, dear readers. This has been a particularly eventful summer for Truman, whose allergies have triggered a licking … Continue reading

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Potpourri for $100, Chairman…

We have just a half-hour and lots of answers on the board. Let’s get to it… “Political Bordellos” for $600… Answer: An apparently compulsive liar who was exposed in a New York Times article for plagiarizing large portions of his master’s thesis at … Continue reading

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Putin: Perfectly Rational, But No Genius

Today’s Politico has an interesting cover story that attempts to get inside the brain of Russian leader Vladimir Putin and his motivations for pushing military intervention in Ukraine and the annexation of Crimea. (What else am I going to call … Continue reading

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A-Rod’s Lone Fan

My favorite part of this clip following the announcement of Alex Rodriguez’s suspension? At 0:33, a kid with a backwards baseball cap clapping and smiling like a village idiot as boos cascade from every corner of U.S. Cellular Field. A-Rod, enjoy playing through your appeal. What … Continue reading

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Karzai to U.S.: Drop Dead

I initially thought Afghan President Hamid Karzai had a Tourette’s outburst when he accused the United States of colluding with the Taliban so U.S. forces can stay in that lovely slice of heaven for another million years. His comments were … Continue reading

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More Douchebags

Wes, a D.C. transplant from Georgia, provides the above pink-shirted douchebag as Exhibit A in the Chairman’s worldwide contest of douchebaggery. Wes writes: Said the pudgy man in the pink shirt at a volume so everyone in the airport could … Continue reading

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We Want Douchebags

You’re in a crowded bar and he’s there, staring at you – eyes gleaming, necklace dangling, collar popped, cocktail in his death grip, straightening his coat, glancing at his watch, glancing at the crowd (for someone better looking), glancing at … Continue reading

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