Li’l Kim Bounces Uncle

Not "The Price is Right!"

This is not “The Price is Right.”

Kim Jong Un apparently executed his uncle, formerly the No. 2 man in the Hermit Kingdom, for being a traitorous “dog.” One of the criticisms: the uncle didn’t clap vigorously enough during a Central Committee hearing chaired by the nephew.

Oy-y-y, I hate it when that happens. When I walk into a room, I expect synchronized applause, card tricks (e.g., a “M-A-O” spellout) and the kind of weeping you’d find at a One Direction concert (or an SC football game).

Take heed, comrades. Let the 1954 Hickory High School boys’ basketball team show you how to clap properly:

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About Chairman Mao

I like fomenting socialist revolutions and purging my homeland of pseudo-intellectualism and capitalist dogma. I also like sports, dogs and food (although I wouldn't consider myself a foodie).
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