Monthly Archives: December 2013

Truman’s Hump Day Song of the Week: All I Want for Christmas is You

For Christmas, Truman got … (drum roll) … Truman, a chew toy version of the University of Missouri mascot. Truman the dog is named after Truman the MU mascot, not the president who dropped two big ones on Hiroshima and … Continue reading

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Truman’s Hump Day Song of the Week: Glamorous

Like Truman’s holiday sweater? That was purchased by a couple of adoring fans who took him to see Santa last weekend. This dog rubs paws with politicians, dines on generous table scraps and takes grand dumps on The Mall. He sleeps in … Continue reading

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Li’l Kim Bounces Uncle

Kim Jong Un apparently executed his uncle, formerly the No. 2 man in the Hermit Kingdom, for being a traitorous “dog.” One of the criticisms: the uncle didn’t clap vigorously enough during a Central Committee hearing chaired by the nephew. … Continue reading

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Truman’s Hump Day Song of the Week: What You Want for Christmas

This year’s Christmas countdown begins with Truman loudly rummaging through a dusty box full of broken leashes, chew toys and CDs. After getting distracted for an hour with a Kong that still tastes like peanut butter, he began to paw … Continue reading

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Entertainment for the Next Ice Age

It’s beginning to look a lot like another Ice Age this weekend. Perfect weather for survivalists looking to validate their multimillion dollar investments in fully stocked and fortified bunkers. Not-so-perfect weather for interstate air commuters. Here’s what’s on tap for … Continue reading

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Truman’s Hump Day Song of the Week: I Wanna Sex You Up

Last night, a scruffy mutt with a pumpkin-sized head walked up to Truman and without preamble buried his massive snout into my little dog’s undercarriage. I could’ve sworn Truman smiled at me as Scruffy went to town. The big dog’s … Continue reading

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‘Charlie’ Gets Promoted

Naval aviators, defense contractors and movie nerds – rejoice! The military analyst who inspired Tom Cruise’s love interest in the ’80s classic “Top Gun” is now the No. 2 official at the Pentagon. In “Top Gun,” her name was Charlotte … Continue reading

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