I bought my one-and-only Britney Spears CD three months into my Afghanistan deployment – not because I like her but simply to hear the sound of a female voice. Said my disapproving then-girlfriend via long distance: “Oh … ma … Gawd, I have lost so much respect for you.” It’s funny getting a lecture about respect from a girl who played tonsil hockey with another guy while I was away. Support our troops, indeed.
“C’mon, water under the bridge,” said wise Truman, who thought “Work Bitch” would be a good fit for this week’s Hump Day Song because it was about a female military working dog. He’s lucky he’s cute, because he’s definitely not so smart.