My favorite part of this clip following the announcement of Alex Rodriguez’s suspension? At 0:33, a kid with a backwards baseball cap clapping and smiling like a village idiot as boos cascade from every corner of U.S. Cellular Field. A-Rod, enjoy playing through your appeal. What a joke.
While we’re piling on, I’d like to take this opportunity to revive an old video clip that cemented A-Rod’s first-ballot entry into the Douche Bag Hall of Fame: “Popcorn-gate,” courtesy of Cameron Diaz at the Super Bowl a few years ago.