As you may have heard (people don’t read anymore, they skim), Kentucky Sen. Rand Paul – the hero of the Republic whose 11-hour filibuster on the Senate floor against domestic drone strikes in March strengthened his following among conservatives – did an about-face and now condones their use in the good ol’ U, S of A. If you don’t believe me, watch the clip above (which was obviously manipulated by the liberal cabal that runs the Internet, Hollywood, banks and the NCAA). My favorite quote:
“I’ve never argued against any technology being used when you have an imminent threat, an active crime going on,” Paul said. “If someone comes out of a liquor store with a weapon and fifty dollars in cash, I don’t care if a drone kills him or a policeman kills him.”
Classic! Rob a liquor store and get zapped by a Reaper. No USC student will be safe.
In the spirit of Rand Paul’s sense of proportionality, I propose we use AT-ATs to crush D.C. drivers cited for moving violations:
And the Death Star to obliterate communities that charge a tax on plastic grocery bags: