Rand Paul’s Amazing Flip-Flop (Not His Sandals)

As you may have heard (people don’t read anymore, they skim), Kentucky Sen. Rand Paul – the hero of the Republic whose 11-hour filibuster on the Senate floor against domestic drone strikes in March strengthened his following among conservatives – did an about-face and now condones their use in the good ol’ U, S of A. If you don’t believe me, watch the clip above (which was obviously manipulated by the liberal cabal that runs the Internet, Hollywood, banks and the NCAA).  My favorite quote:

“I’ve never argued against any technology being used when you have an imminent threat, an active crime going on,” Paul said. “If someone comes out of a liquor store with a weapon and fifty dollars in cash, I don’t care if a drone kills him or a policeman kills him.”

Classic! Rob a liquor store and get zapped by a Reaper. No USC student will be safe.

In the spirit of Rand Paul’s sense of proportionality, I propose we use AT-ATs to crush D.C. drivers cited for moving violations:

And the Death Star to obliterate communities that charge a tax on plastic grocery bags:

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About Chairman Mao

I like fomenting socialist revolutions and purging my homeland of pseudo-intellectualism and capitalist dogma. I also like sports, dogs and food (although I wouldn't consider myself a foodie).
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