Meat Loaf Would Do Anything for Mitt … But He Won’t Do THAT

In other countries, people vote along ethnic and sectarian lines, constantly looking over their shoulders in case someone didn’t like the vote they cast. Here, we might cast our ballots based on a ’70s pop singer named after American comfort food.

Meat Loaf endorsed Mitt Romney today. God bless America. Really. Sing it, Meat!



About Chairman Mao

I like fomenting socialist revolutions and purging my homeland of pseudo-intellectualism and capitalist dogma. I also like sports, dogs and food (although I wouldn't consider myself a foodie).
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