More Douchebags


Wes, a D.C. transplant from Georgia, provides the above pink-shirted douchebag as Exhibit A in the Chairman’s worldwide contest of douchebaggery. Wes writes:

Said the pudgy man in the pink shirt at a volume so everyone in the airport could hear him: “I’ve been at this game for 10 years.” I don’t know what accounts or game he was referring to, but I do wonder why he is riding coach with me in light of all his success. He probably drove this yellow douche mobile…what grown man drives a kitted-out car?

Nice job – lots of underlying resentment in that Eminem-like explosion. As my old YBA coach would say, “Good intensity, Wes! Intensity!” … as we lose to a team of midgets after one of our own players scores the winning basket for the other team. His name was Coach Cushman and his son was the starting forward. I wish I had a photo of him for this contest.

Exhibit B (below) is apparently a young man in skinny jeans and blue Napoleon Dynamite moonboots, but it’s as grainy as the Zapruder film. For all I know, it could be you, Wes.

All you other douchebag hunters are falling behind. This is why camera phones were invented – not to record loving memories, but to mock and denigrate our fellow man. Let’s see your intensity, people!

About Chairman Mao

I like fomenting socialist revolutions and purging my homeland of pseudo-intellectualism and capitalist dogma. I also like sports, dogs and food (although I wouldn't consider myself a foodie).
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