Chairman’s New York Schizophrenia

The wife and I are heading up to New York City for the USC-Syracuse game this weekend. It’s the first break we’ve had together in a while, and we’re in an Empire State of Mind.

The Orangemen gave up 42 points to Northwestern last Saturday, while the Trojans opened the season by hanging 49 on traitor Norm Chow’s Hawaii. No doubt, Syracuse will be Out for Justice. I hope we can avoid the crossfire between a coke-addled William Forsythe and a beret-wearing Steven Seagal in Brooklyn.

Is Silas Redd be ready to Bring Tha Noise?
No doubt, Barzini’s assassins were ready to Bring Tha Noise on Sonny Corleone in “The Godfather.” Need to remember to have some spare change so we don’t get stuck at this toll booth for too long.
Think that’s funny? Yeah? How do you think I’m funny? You’re a big boy. You can speak for yourself. You said I’m “funny.” I’m asking, funny how? Like I’m a clown? I’m here to amuse you?
Getting tired of the way you look at me, like you feel sorry for me, your comments.
Enough from me. Time to head the road. No sleep ’til…

About Chairman Mao

I like fomenting socialist revolutions and purging my homeland of pseudo-intellectualism and capitalist dogma. I also like sports, dogs and food (although I wouldn't consider myself a foodie).
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