Douche in Seersucker Suit


I’d like to thank my friends who submitted photos of The Chairman as their entries for the Great Douchebag Contest. You may commence choking yourselves now.

Meanwhile, the above photo comes courtesy of Steve Quirk, taken while we were having lunch in the tony Clarendon neighborhood of Arlington. This is an excellent example of why you need quick reflexes and have your camera phone at the ready at all times if you want to win this contest.

Seersucker Boy isn’t a douchebag because he’s wearing a seersucker suit – he’s a douche for strutting like a peacock during the lunch hour, clicking his fingers with each step. The suave gentleman in the below photo, who looks like he jumped off the cover of a Jet magazine, can pull this look off. You, Mr. Douchebag Who Clicks While Walking, cannot.

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I like to dress down on the weekends.

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About Chairman Mao

I like fomenting socialist revolutions and purging my homeland of pseudo-intellectualism and capitalist dogma. I also like sports, dogs and food (although I wouldn't consider myself a foodie).
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One Response to Douche in Seersucker Suit

  1. Garrett says:

    This appears to me that you have found a “time traveler”. Referring to my PDX-Files, time travelers are real and can be found throughout Portland Oregon. Sometimes they are wearing a Dr. Suess hat, a monocle, knight’s armor, Kaiser Helmet, ect. ect. These are people sent from throughout time to weird out the people of the present, maybe something you would do if you had the chance to say, “I have infiltrated but I can’t tell you.” Their confidence in placed awkward situation is a dead giveaway and this d-bag in the seersucker suit fits the profile. Good find, extra bonus points!

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