Monthly Archives: August 2012

Chairman’s Human Weathervane

Stand still, talk louder and don’t squat down at the 0:26 mark for no reason. Oy-y-y… Advertisements

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We Want Douchebags

You’re in a crowded bar and he’s there, staring at you – eyes gleaming, necklace dangling, collar popped, cocktail in his death grip, straightening his coat, glancing at his watch, glancing at the crowd (for someone better looking), glancing at … Continue reading

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U-S-A! U-S-A!

Just a few random thoughts as I watch USA vs. Spain in the men’s gold medal game. No spoilers here… Jump shots are falling like rain. The prettiest have a wicked backspin that hangs for a split-second inside the net … Continue reading

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Red Dongs 2012

Make me proud, Dongs. Please stay healthy. Please stay out of jail.

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Vegas, baby

The Long March – circa 2012 on the Las Vegas Strip, T-minus 12 hours to the fantasy football draft. As the wife dropped me off at the airport, she sent me off with a kiss, looked me in the eyes … Continue reading

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