America’s Choice: ‘Magic’ or ‘Monty’

A new movie about male strippers called “Magic Mike” is making women’s hearts go pitter-patter. It’s essentially a collage of ripped dudes, delicately shaven and oiled chests, lap dances and fantastic hair. How boring. That’s me every day.

After being waterboarded, if forced at gunpoint to watch a male stripper movie, I would opt for “The Full Monty,” which features ugly Brits with bad teeth.


About Chairman Mao

I like fomenting socialist revolutions and purging my homeland of pseudo-intellectualism and capitalist dogma. I also like sports, dogs and food (although I wouldn't consider myself a foodie).
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