A new movie about male strippers called “Magic Mike” is making women’s hearts go pitter-patter. It’s essentially a collage of ripped dudes, delicately shaven and oiled chests, lap dances and fantastic hair. How boring. That’s me every day.
After being waterboarded, if forced at gunpoint to watch a male stripper movie, I would opt for “The Full Monty,” which features ugly Brits with bad teeth.