Leading Horses to Water…

“I should’ve bet on the Kings to win the Stanley Cup.”

Oy-y-y … Thanks for visiting my blog, capitalist swine.  As a prelude to the 1st Plenary of the 12th National People’s Congress, I have a few helpful hints that will make your experience here more enjoyable.

First, make sure you use the hyperlinks … to be at one with me:  mind, body and soul.  The music and videos go with the stories.  I also play some great tunes.  If you don’t like my lyrics, you can press fast fo’ward.

Second, never take your eyes off your opponent … even when you bow.

Third, if a dude with an iron claw and bad comb-over invites you to his island compound for a kung fu contest, don’t go.

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About Chairman Mao

I like fomenting socialist revolutions and purging my homeland of pseudo-intellectualism and capitalist dogma. I also like sports, dogs and food (although I wouldn't consider myself a foodie).
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One Response to Leading Horses to Water…

  1. Peter says:

    Jeff, I found your advice helpful on a number of different levels.

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