Oy-y-y … Thanks for visiting my blog, capitalist swine. As a prelude to the 1st Plenary of the 12th National People’s Congress, I have a few helpful hints that will make your experience here more enjoyable.
First, make sure you use the hyperlinks … to be at one with me: mind, body and soul. The music and videos go with the stories. I also play some great tunes. If you don’t like my lyrics, you can press fast fo’ward.
Second, never take your eyes off your opponent … even when you bow.
Third, if a dude with an iron claw and bad comb-over invites you to his island compound for a kung fu contest, don’t go.