Too H-h-hot for the NCAA

Cue the music

It’s getting hot in here under these big … stadium … lights.  Slip that jersey off.  Take off those uncomfortable cleats.  Spit out that mouthpiece.  I need to understand you if you’re gonna take this snap (blink blink) under … center.  Aren’t you gonna introduce me to your friends?

Ah-h-h!  In a turn of events that makes you want to reach for a bottle of Purell, the Los Angeles Times reported Wednesday that a football-themed porno movie was filmed on the floor of the Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum.  Quote of the century goes to a performer who goes by Mr. Marcus.

“I was just in awe that we were at the Coliseum.  I’ve made movies for about 20 years and I’ve done a lot of things, but that one really stands out. … I mean, who gets to have sex on the Coliseum floor?”

The movie’s name?  “The Gangbang Girl #32.” Insert your O.J. joke here.Image

Think this will help or hurt recruiting?  Eat your heart out, Nick Saban!  Fight on!  Can’t wait for the sequel.

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About Chairman Mao

I like fomenting socialist revolutions and purging my homeland of pseudo-intellectualism and capitalist dogma. I also like sports, dogs and food (although I wouldn't consider myself a foodie).
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3 Responses to Too H-h-hot for the NCAA

  1. Bill says:

    Ahhh sex and sports! Chairman if you threw in a good sammich I’d be as happy as I’ve ever been!

  2. Garrett says:

    I’ve only seen up to #31, I have been anticipating #32 but the Coliseum should be a real treat!

  3. Dennis Anderson says:

    Chairman:
    I am glad you survived the Cultural Revolution. Be interested in your take on “Hemingway and Gellhorn” and how the HBO epic flick connects to war, and reporting, and Hemingway and Gellhorn

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