Cue the music.
It’s getting hot in here under these big … stadium … lights. Slip that jersey off. Take off those uncomfortable cleats. Spit out that mouthpiece. I need to understand you if you’re gonna take this snap (blink blink) under … center. Aren’t you gonna introduce me to your friends?
Ah-h-h! In a turn of events that makes you want to reach for a bottle of Purell, the Los Angeles Times reported Wednesday that a football-themed porno movie was filmed on the floor of the Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum. Quote of the century goes to a performer who goes by Mr. Marcus.
“I was just in awe that we were at the Coliseum. I’ve made movies for about 20 years and I’ve done a lot of things, but that one really stands out. … I mean, who gets to have sex on the Coliseum floor?”
Think this will help or hurt recruiting? Eat your heart out, Nick Saban! Fight on! Can’t wait for the sequel.